CAN-FAP Merchandise
We have three high-quality T-shirt designs available. Soon you will be promoting Foreskin Awareness in your general vicinity, and looking damn hot doing it!
The iconic I ♥ MY FORESKIN T-shirt not only lets you show your foreskin pride—it’ll also make you a magnet for hotties who want to ♥ your foreskin too!
Adult sizes: XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Kids sizes: TODDLER (2-4yo)
NEW! ONESIE 18-24mo
Note: 3mo-6mo, 6mo-12mo, and 12mo-18mo onesies also available but currently out of stock. Order now for January delivery.
Wow, look at this adorable kid wearing our brand-spanking-new I ♥ MY FORESKIN onesie! Wouldn’t it look great on YOUR kid, not to mention ALL THE OTHER KIDS IN YOUR LIFE? What an amazing holiday gift! Buy NOW and your order may or may not arrive before Christmas! (If it arrives after Christmas, don’t sweat it; Christmas is BS anyway.)
Whether or not you have foreskin, the iconic I
Adult sizes: XS S M L XL
If your foreskin was taken from you without your consent, the iconic WHERE’S MY FORESKIN? T-shirt is for you! Note the poetic red question mark—how often do you see a question mark that answers its own question?
Adult sizes: XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Designs are hand-printed on high-quality Fruit of the Loom Heavy Cotton Ts. Black only.
Adult & toddler T-shirts $20 + shipping and handling
Onesies $25 + shipping and handling
Shipping & Handling (includes taxes & fees)
Canada:
$5 per item
USA:
1st item $9 + $5 each additional item
Rest of the World:
1st item $16 + $10 each additional item
First-class letter/parcel post. If you want us to courier your shirt to you or have other specialized shipping needs, contact us at merch@can-fap.net and we’ll try to accommodate you.
Add together the price of your shirt(s) plus the appropriate shipping and handling, then send the total amount [Canadian Dollars, please] to
merch@can-fap.net via PayPal (you will pay no additional fee). With your payment be sure to indicate what size(s) you want and your postal address. Your order will normally ship within 2 business days.
[The above shortcut link to PayPal Canada’s “Send Money” page frequently expires; if it doesn’t work instead go directly to PayPal Canada (here) and click “Send Money”.]
Special offer for residents of Vancouver BC: You are welcome to purchase your shirt(s) with cash at CAN-FAP World Headquarters in Vancouver’s West End. Just drop us a note and we’ll set up an appointment.
Thank you, future satisfied customer!